Welcome back to Abject Objects.
Before we introduce the latest installment in Abject Objects -- the fastest growing cultural phenomenon since pogs -- we'd like to take this opportunity to thank you for tuning in and to tell you, "Get your mind out of the gutter! We're not talking about that kind of baby batter!"
This week, our roundtable will discuss what happens when shit hits the fan and the first thing you grab in an attempt to inflict grade nine brain trauma on your deadbeat boyfriend is... a baby.
Seriously, this really happened.
Please welcome a rusty wrench, a French maid outfit and the Canadian star of a little known cable show with really really shitty animation.
No babies were permanently harmed during the making of this webisode and all will heal in time for the holidays.
Love,
Herbert
2 comments:
Koolaid man! Oh yeah.
I also must add that I am fully in favor of using children as weapons. Weapons of mass destruction if you will. I mean, that's what they are...think about it: they rip open a women like the movie Alien demonstrates then act as parasites on your food, finances, and will to live for 18-30 years.
Wow! That was in even worst taste than your first edition! And that is saying something.
I gasped, I giggled, I felt guilty and dirty.
Well done.
And may I recommend that you open the blog up to anonymous comments? Just enable the feature where people have to type in the distorted characters to prove they arene't spambots.
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