Welcome back to Abject Objects.
Before we introduce the latest installment in Abject Objects -- the fastest growing cultural phenomenon since pogs -- we'd like to take this opportunity to thank you for tuning in and to tell you, "Get your mind out of the gutter! We're not talking about that kind of baby batter!"
This week, our roundtable will discuss what happens when shit hits the fan and the first thing you grab in an attempt to inflict grade nine brain trauma on your deadbeat boyfriend is... a baby.
Seriously, this really happened.
Please welcome a rusty wrench, a French maid outfit and the Canadian star of a little known cable show with really really shitty animation.
No babies were permanently harmed during the making of this webisode and all will heal in time for the holidays.
Love,
Herbert
Sunday, November 18, 2007
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